bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

(via inkedxsouls)

toocooltobehipster:

they’re talking about how you make animal hide into leather and not to brag but i already know because i used to play runescape

 183437
31 Aug 14 at 7 pm

fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

(Source: baahts, via m0llie)

 49690
31 Aug 14 at 2 pm

Asked by Anonymous

asker what drugs have you done

h0odrich:

nice try mom

tfw when high and at a family reunion

great aunt i've never heard of: oh my god i haven't seen you in so long!!! you look like you've grown a foot!
me: where
 3185
30 Aug 14 at 12 pm

gofwd:

Delightful vintage-style Pokemon ads. 

(Source: BuzzFeed, via pwnator)

fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

(via hurrrlscouts)

trenchcoatinimpala:

things you don’t point out about people:

  • acne
  • cuts
  • Scars
  • body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
  • fat rolls/curves
  • how much/how little they’re eating
  • how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
  • How fat they are.
  • If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
  • If they sweat a lot

don’t do it

don’t

(Source: fishingboatstops, via torture-of-mind)

soundlyawake:

are we really fucking real right now